Squad Patrol

First Fridays at 8pm | $8

Online sales close at 7pm on the day of the event. Tickets may still be available at the door when the box office opens, 10 minutes prior to show time.

Dark. Literate. Mildly classy. Plus lasers. And swearing. Squad Patrol is Comedy Spot’s live, main-stage sketch comedy show, similar to Saturday Night Live and Key and Peele. 

Enter a world of stories told through jokes: cat detectives; sexual tension on construction job sites; the horror of bats and banana slugs; Casio keyboards; bears and lady boys; time machines; Mr. Trollywhiskers; judicious use of nerd references; Chuck E. Cheese flashbacks; the pathos of good grammar; space hamsters. All theatrically expressed through flamboyant costumes, cardboard props, original songs and videos, sound effects and gratuitous spot-lighting, and of course, verbose language replete with the swears.

Make it a night of comedy! On regularly scheduled nights, see Squad Patrol AND our 9pm show and save $5 off general admission. Get two shows for just $15! Add the 9pm show upgrade to your cart during checkout to take advantage of this offer. If there is a 10:30pm show also scheduled on that date (included with purchase of a 9pm show ticket), you can see all three for the same price!