The Queer Without a Santa Claus

Remember the holidays when you were a kid... sipping hot cocoa and watching those classic stop-motion Christmas movies like Frosty or Rudolf?

This is kind of like that, but with a lot more tassels.

Join us for our first-ever Spankin'/Ass parody presentation of "The Queer without a Santa Claus" featuring an insane cast of dancers, drag-queens, and divas telling dirty jokes and performing burlesque to all your favorite songs like "Blue Christmas", "Here Comes Santa Claus", and the infamous "Snow Miser / Heat Miser" numbers. In this spoof retelling, you'll follow Mrs. Claus, Vixen "the most innocent" reindeer, and the North Pole's bravest little elf boys as they try to find at least one person in New York City who still believes in Santa Claus, even if it requires things getting "hot" for Christmas. 

Choreographed by "The Nymph of NYC" burlesque artist Sassie LeFay (Unmasked! A Comic Book Burlesque Parody), music-directed by Stephen Murphy (Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie), and produced by Black Watch Theatre (The Trouble with Dead Boyfriends), this spectacle will have everything you want out of a grown-up holiday extravaganza: naughty puppets, raunchy comedy, and sexy striptease. What more could a kid ask Santa for?