Post-Apocalyptic 3014 New Years Eve

Wed. Dec 31, 2014 at 9:00pm - Thu. Jan 1, 2015 at 2:00am EST
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Price: $30.15
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Post-Apocalyptic 3014 New Years Eve

Title Town will be making the Soul and Funk sound

Tickets include music, food from the future, and champagne toast at midnight to welcome in 3015

Cash bar for The Brew Gentlemen beer and The Livermore's spacecraft cocktails

In July of 2076, as the world prepared for a great celebration of America's 300th birthday when the Ukrainianites began attacking Russian from the west.  500 Ukrainians escaped on Virgin Galactic test flights to a small colony on the planet of Kronkite in the galaxy of Snickers during planet Earth's World War III in 2021.  While most earthlings chose to stand their ground and face nuclear war as the odds of surviving a Virgin Galactic flight were fairly equal.

The Ukrainianites vowed to return to Earth with hundreds of Kronkitian mega-giants to destroy Russia and conquer the rest of the world for not coming to their rescue beyond economic sanctions.

When they returned to Earth in 2076, they destroyed most of Western Europe on their path to Russia, consuming their fine foods and wines.  American and China attempted to surrender, but the futuristic weapons of the Ukrainianites were too powerful, knocking out cell phone towers around the globe causing many American's to take the easy way out. 

America was invaded from both shores.  90% of Earth's population was destroyed before the great civil war of the Kronkitians was fought when the mega-giants met in Washington County before conquering their last city, Pittsburgh. 

After eating in America for weeks, they had become fat and angry, and war broke out between the Kronkitians who preferred White Castle vs. those who were addicted to In & Out burger.  The fighting was fierce, but did not last long as they quickly lost their breaths and pains shot through their necks and left arms and into their chests.  America's greatest weapon of destruction, fast food, had been successful and Pittsburgh was sparred, becoming the new capital of the world.

As it had once done during the great Industrial Revolution, Pittsburgh re-built the world, and by New Years Eve 3014, there was great cause for celebration.  Pittsburgh's world-class restauranteurs and craft beer founders turned the central United States into organic farms that produced more than just corn. 

Brew Gentlemen beers replaced the failing US Dollar as the world's reserve currency.  Statues of Jamilka Borges were erected for her efforts to redefine the global cusine.  Propel schools and Food Revolution Pittsburgh Cooking Club rebuilt schools. 

Google Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon reinvented the world's university models while UPMC and Highmark became UPMark and turned to Muv Fitness to create the new world model for health and wellness. 

200 of Pittsburgh elite held a private party at The Livermore in The Cloak Room in East Liberty on New Years Eve 3014 to welcome in 3015 in grand fashion with Title Town, The Brew Gentlemen Beer, Jamilka's new-world food, and very fine craft cocktail and wines.  The future looks very bright for Pittsburgh and the 200 attendees of New Years Eve 3014 in East Liberty were very proud of their Pittsburgh founding fathers, which was quite evident by the shenanigans of the evening's festivities.



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The Livermore 124 S Highland Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15206