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Spinster Comedy presents "The Best of the Greatest Hits Vol. I: 1492-2014

History. It is literally everything that we are, everything we were and everything that we one day will be, as viewed from a subjective viewpoint in the future when humanity is dead and gone. But until that day comes, Spinster Comedy offers you Laughs! Laughs! Laughs!

Once again taking the stage of the Arcade Comedy Theater, Spinster Comedy presents an evening of sketch comedy spanning the furthest reaches of human achievement!*

But it's not just any old sketch show -- it's a celebration of Spinster Comedy's past, it's present, and it's bright, shining future. That's right -- it's the BEST of the GREATEST HITS. Of course, we can't just winnow down all of our amazing, laugh-inducing sketches into one night of comedy, so we've had to narrow the field only to sketches written between 1492 and 2014.** That means each is well-honed and time-tested, sure to elicit a string of guffaws out of your gullet. Plus, as an added bonus, all the sketches are also 100% BRAND NEW!*** You literally cannot beat this deal!

So what are you waiting for? For the very inexpensive price of a ticket you can bring well-crafted, oak-matured comedy into your life by simply arriving at the theater, giving money to the box office staff (or proving you have exchanged money prior) and sitting down. What could be simpler?

Did we mention that all of the sketches are simultaneously Old and completely New? That means they're both surefire crowd pleasers and never-before-seen world premieres!†

Face it: You like laughing and we've got a way to make you do it. Why not combine forces for a night of unbridled entertainment?

*This is a lie
**Also a lie.
***Same lie as the previous lie, just in reverse.
†Still a lie, but this time with a new indicator