Oct/090
Thursday Newsmix: Oasis dries up, plus new Animal Collective and more

We're so British, we invented the Jaffa Cake.
After Noel Gallagher left the band over a month ago, the fate of Britpop superstars Oasis has been, for the most part, up in the air. Today, in an interview with The Times UK, estranged brother Liam Gallagher laid all rumors and speculation to rest: Oasis is no more.
In that interview, Liam spelled out the fate of the band in no uncertain terms: “Oasis is no longer. I think we all know that. So that’s done.” Instead, the younger Gallagher will be entering into the fashion business with a new line of clothing, with any further projects involving the remaining band members to be decided. Meanwhile, Noel is most likely going it solo, though details on any such venture are slim to nil at the moment.
While the demise of such a prolific band does tug a bit at my heartstrings – Definitely Maybe and (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? having been, for better or worse, a major part of the soundtrack to my teenage years – the band has been mostly retreading well-worn ground for the past decade. The time was well past due to call it quits.
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My admiration for Animal Collective’s January release, Merriweather Post Pavillion, should be no secret by now. Hipster echo-chamber aside, MPP is a dynamic, exciting album packed to the brim not only with good musical ideas, but also a sense of melody and accessibility that the band’s earlier material lacked. So when the announcement of another album – slated for this year, too – comes out of nowhere, you must excuse me if I’m a little, er, excited.
Okay, that’s an understatement. This is going to be effing awesome.
The new album, to be titled Fall Be Kind, is slated to be released December 8 on Domino Records. We don’t really have any more info as of yet, but be sure to stay tuned as this exciting story develops.
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Are you the owner of some treasured piece of autographed Joy Division memorabilia? If so, you may want to check that certificate of authenticity. Ex-Joy Division and New Order bassist Peter Hook has admitted to forging the signature of the late Ian Curtis on various JD-related items, thus calling into question the value (both monetary and otherwise) of pretty much every such piece. I think I just heard Curtis roll over in his grave.
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The Beastie Boys‘ Adam “MCA” Yausch is apparently really into Eastern medicine. After having been diagnosed with cancer, Yausch stated in an update released via Rolling Stone, he traveled to Tibet on a retreat, converted (temporarily) to veganism, and attended a seminar by the Dalai Lama. Whatever helps him feel better, I suppose.
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So it looks like Radiohead might be cutting a new album after all. Jeez, make your mind up already, will you guys?
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After initially snubbing an offer to have the band immortalized in a Rock Band game, arena-rockers U2 have stated that they would “definitely… like to be” involved with such a project. Too bad it won’t be nearly as good as The Beatles’ iteration.
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In other music-game news, view the entire tracklist for the upcoming DJ Hero video game here.
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Preview The Flaming Lips’ upcoming album, Embryonic, over at NPR.
Sep/090
Monday Newsmix: Battle of the indie douches; plus Portishead and more

Don't you want to punch this guy, too?
When two relatively minor but abrasive personalities in the indie rock “community” duke it out, it seems that it’s always bound to generate at least a few rounds of whining and passive-aggressive jabs. So transpired the events of the past weekend, featuring emo-haired Wavves singer Nathan Williams in one corner and loudmouthed Black Lips bassist Jared Swilley in the other. This past Friday, after the two bands played separate shows in Brooklyn, the pair of musicians converged at Daddy’s bar in Williamsburg. Soon, the meeting became a confrontation, from which Jared walked away “bloody.” (Nathan was apparently unharmed.)
Now, the two parties involved have released conflicting stories as to what exactly happened. Nathan claims that Jared was “looking for a fight” and that the latter’s girlfriend was “spitting in the face of all [his] friends.” Jared claims that Nathan wasn’t involved (referring to him multiple times as [insert well-known slur for a homosexual person that I won't repeat here]), and that Wavves’ tour manager clobbered him over the head with a glass bottle.
Me? I don’t care what the truth is. All I want to know is when these two colossal jerkasses will shut the hell up and start acting like adults.
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After releasing last year’s critically acclaimed and universally beloved Third, Bristol trip-hop trio Portishead could have rested on their laurels for another ten years and let fans yearn for a follow-up. Thank Jebus they aren’t going to do so. NME reports that the band, consisting of singer Beth Gibbons and multi-instrumentalists Geoff Barrow and Adrian Utley, are hard at work on new material – even though they aren’t signed to a record label.
According to the article, the band is currently “weighing up options” concerning how to release this new material – a strong hint that it won’t come in your typical album format. But, heck, it’s a new Portishead album – they could print it on friggin’ eight-track tapes for all I care and I’d still grab it day one, along with – I’d imagine – about a million other fans.
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R.I.P. Lucy O’Donnell, the “girl with kaleidoscope eyes” who inspired The Beatles’ classic tune, “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”
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Industrial pioneers Throbbing Gristle have announced the release of “GRISTLEISM,” an industrial music generator that operates on two AA batteries. Looks like a neat little experiment, though I don’t know who would buy it.
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Stream Air’s latest album, Love 2, for free via the band’s website.
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Alt-rockers The Cranberries have announced their reunion tour, complete with dates.
Sep/090
Monday Newsmix: Jay-Z wins and Kanye fails

Blah blah blah Beyonce blah blah blah...
Yes, I’m back (for really real this time!) The past few weeks have been hella busy, but believe me when I say that I’ve held you, my loyal readers, in the fondest corner of my heart while I’ve been away. (Yes, all three of you. And speaking of which, hi Mom!)
But anyway, let’s get to the news:
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Yes, our good buddy ol’ pal Kanye was at it again over the weekend – and this time on national TV. At the start of yesterday’s MTV Video Music Awards show, as country starlet Taylor Swift began her acceptance speech, West hopped on stage, snagged the mic, and let loose a torrent of verbal diarrhea. The cause? Defending pop singer Beyonce, whom he felt had produced “one of the best videos of all time.” All the while, a timid and confused-looking Swift simply stood there. (One can only imagine what was going through her head at the time. Sadness? Shock? A desire to bludgeon Kanye over the head with that award statue?) Thankfully, West was removed from the show shortly after.
Things even worked out in a roundabout way. Later on in the show, none other than Beyonce herself let Swift finish her speech. Kanye also apologized for the incident, but all things considered, his words ring hollow, smacking of publicist pressure rather than genuine remorse. Just please become a gay fish or something already, Kanye. We’re tired of your crap.
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In other hip-hop news, perennial news generator Jay-Z pulled a far more hilarious stunt recently. When wacko conservative “commentator” Glenn Beck appeared on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor late last week, he gifted host Bill O’Reilly with a copy of the latter’s book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity. The catch? The book contained an inscription by none other than Jay, reading: “Peace Bill, JZ. Off That.” O’Reilly – a vocal opponent of “hip-hop culture,” AKA a racist – remained ignorant of the reference to a lyric in Jay’s recently-released The Blueprint 3: “This ain’t black verse white, my n*gga we off that.”
Billy Boy then proceeded to ignore the peace offering and launch into a tirade against Jay. Good show of maturity, ol’ chap.
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NEWSBITES
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R.I.P. Jim Carroll, punk rocker and author of The Basketball Diaries.
Waiting for the next Massive Attack album? If so, don’t hold your breath: according to Rob “3D” Del Naja, the album is in a “state of flux,” and it may be a while before it’s released. The good news, however, is that they have 10 tracks ready to go, incorporating guest appearances from Damon Albarn and Guy Garvey (Elbow), among others. Hope this one’s worth the wait.
Pop duo Tegan and Sara have unveiled an October 27 release date for their next album, Sainthood.
Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas is set to release his solo album, Phrazes for the Young, on October 19.
Grab a new EP from Portugal. The Man for the low, low price of nothing (and a quick website registration.)
Aug/090
Wednesday Newsmix: Robert Plant kicks balls, Gaga bares all, and more

Please kick the football. I passed it to the goalkeep.
When former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant isn’t busy making low-key folk music with Alison Krauss, he’s apparently watching football. (No, I don’t mean American football, you uncultured dunderhead.) So much so, in fact, that yesterday the football club Wolverhampton Wanderers – with whom Plant has been involved for all of his adult life – have made him their official Vice President. In a press release concerning his new status, Plant stated that he was, “flattered, but [also] embarrassed,” due to feeling that others might be more deserving of the honor. Nice to see that one of the greatest rock ‘n’ roll singers of all time can maintain an air of humility.
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How much do you really want to see of pop star Lady Gaga? If you’ve been following certain rumors considering her private parts, the answer may be, “not much,” but this may change your mind. Gaga, a noted LGBT activist and self-described bisexual, is slated to pose sans clothing in the forthcoming issue of Out Magazine. (NOTE: Link may not be work-safe.) And according to reports, at least one of the pictures shows, yes, definitive proof that the rumors are not true. Hopefully this will finally put such speculation to rest (excepting, of course, a few obligatory conspiracy nuts who will cry, “Airbrushing!”, but nothing will ever sate them anyway.)
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…and speaking of seeing too much of someone, pop-punks Fall Out Boy are in the news again. Only this time, it’s none other than a Prince doing the calling out! Well, okay – the Prince Regent of Sealand, a “country” consisting of an abandoned British sea fort several miles off the coast of England. But anyway, His Royal Highness Prince Regent Michael (yes, he apparently wants to be called that) has officially accepted Fall Out Boy’s offer to play a comeback show aboard the sea fort. You can read the entire message (sent from the Royal Illustrious Prince Regent’s iPhone) in the link – he seems pretty cool. Either way, I’d definitely go just to say that I set foot in Sealand.
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Shifting gears to our daily dose of Jacko news, the late pop singer is slated to be buried August 29 in a cemetary outside of Los Angeles. The ceremony, which will take place on what would have been Jackson’s 51st birthday, will be private, consisting of only his family and close friends. I’m guessing that his burial place will become a pilgrimage destination a la Elvis’ grave in Memphis, whcih makes me wonder what the gravestone will look like. Hopefully I’ll see for myself someday.
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Anyone else fondly remember The Squirrel Nut Zippers? After achieving unlikely success with their breakout ragtime/swing-influenced radio singles, “Hell” and “Put A Lid On It,” in the mid ’90s, the seven-piece band (who at one time included singer-songwriter Andrew Bird among their ranks) survived several years and four more albums until calling it quits in 2001. Now, in about two months, the newly-reformed group will release their first new album in almost a decade. The album (which doesn’t have a title yet) will have “a little more of a Southern roots approach” than SNZ’s previous work, according to vocalist/guitarist Jim Mathus. Sounds pretty cool to me. This one’s definitely on my radar.
Aug/090
Weekend Newsmix: R.I.P. Mike Seeger; Bob Dylan; Radiohead and more

Now strumming a banjo up in the clouds...
Happy Monday, all! In case you’re wondering where the weekly Album Roundup has gone, I’ve officially moved it back to Tuesday. (Mondays here in the ShowClix offices are far too hectic for me to commit the time that I need to get those posts done on time.) But on the bright side, this means that you’re not waiting three days for news bites anymore!
But on that note, let’s see the major events that happened over the weekend…
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Folk singer Mike Seeger, half-brother of Pete Seeger, passed away late last Friday of cancer. He was incredibly influential in the 1960s folk scene, even having been described by none other than Bob Dylan as one of his primary influences. R.I.P., dude.
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Speaking of Bob Dylan, the influential genre-bending singer-songwriter announced that he’ll be releasing a Christmas album this year. The album, which will include many Yuletide standards, will feature David Hidalgo of Los Lobos, among others. And here I thought the Christmas album had officially died with Elvis?
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Holding out hope for a new Radiohead LP in the next year or so? Well, I wouldn’t hold your breath. In a recent interview, frontman Thom Yorke stated that he hates the album format, and that we can expect the band’s new material to trickle in via a series of EPs instead. One thing’s for sure, though: Either way, people will buy the new releases like they were chocolate-plated gold.
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Rapper Jay-Z has been in the news a lot recently, what with everyone hyping his upcoming album to hell and back. But over the weekend, the paparazzi captured him in a highly unusual situation: hanging out with none other than Oprah Winfrey. What could the duo be up to? I don’t know, but I really hope that it doesn’t involve Oprah singing on Jay’s upcoming record.
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Chicago’s annual Lollapalooza music festival went off without a hitch… well, mostly. Friday afternoon, paramedics had to rush a man suffering cardiac arrest from the festival ground to a nearby hospital, where he died of cardiac arrest. Another soul lost to rock ‘n’ roll…
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In other death-related news, it seems that the Kiwi musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords might be no more. Apparently there’s been talk of a new season, but nothing’s finalized yet: the project could literally die with a whimper. Too bad, too, as there’s precious few quality “musicomedy” acts out there right now. Where’s the next Spinal Tap when you need them?
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Finally, anyone remember that Spider-Man musical that was supposed to be written by Bono and The Edge? Well, it’s been halted due to running out of funds. Good thing, too: this endeavor had “flop” written all over it. Now the boys in U2 can get back to doing what they always do: crafting good, quality, non-gimmicky mus- …oh, wait.
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Aug/090
Woman allegedly shot after asking for Method Man’s autograph

Too bad Redman was always the chill one.
Will you be attending one of Method Man & Redman’s shows this summer? If so, you may want to think twice about asking the former for an autograph, as Meth has apparently taken to toting a pellet gun and shooting girls with it.
At least, that’s the claim of Mary Anderson, a patron of Meth & Red’s show at the House of Blues Houston this past November. According to her story, the Wu-Tang alumnus was signing autographs after the show outside the venue. When she approached Meth and asked him for a sig on her ticket stub, the rapper pulled his (pellet) piece and hit her in the torso. The weapon left no permanent damage, but Anderson did suffer scars on her chest and stomach.
In response, Anderson is suing Meth for assault and emotional distress. Though the defendant hasn’t been served yet, this seems like a pretty open-and-shut case in my book: Anderson couldn’t have been alone at the crime scene, so her counsel should have no trouble finding a witness or three to attest to the incident. That is to say, if she’s not just making the whole thing up.
On that note, please say it ain’t so, Meth. The last thing I want to think about when listening to this year’s excellent Blackout Vol. 2 is how one-half of the duo is a short-tempered SOB.
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Jul/090
The Get Up Kids apologize for creating the modern emo scene

Get up-ah, get on up.
Maybe I’m just getting old, but I find it harder and harder to believe that the popular bands from my youth have been around for so long. So it is, for example, with The Get Up Kids, the quintet of Kansas City indie-punks who jump-started the modern emo scene in the late ’90s. Now, of course, they’re no longer kids, but their legacy remains in the form of the saccharine-melodramatic emo genre. But did they intend to create such an annoying craze? Not so, says band founder Jim Suptic.
In an interview over at Drowned in Sound earlier this week, Suptic lamented the state of modern punk music and its association with the emo scene, calling it, “like glam rock now.” (Personally, I think the comparison is quite apt – punk as a rebellious form of music basically died right around when TGUK formed in 1995.) He also trash-talked both “emo kids” and the bands that TGUK helped to inspire, calling the former “just a sea of neon shirts to us” and the latter “[mostly] not very good.” The rest of the interview is well worth a read as well: it’s an object lesson in how to give constructive criticism regarding a scene that you yourself helped to foster.
No matter what way you feel, however, I certainly can’t disagree with the sentiment. The emo genre (and I mean real emo, and not pop-punk like Fall Out Boy that the media mistakenly labels as such) hasn’t produced a single listenable band outside of TGUK and maybe a couple of others, and the crowd at their concerts isn’t exactly the most mature. So on behalf of music fans everywhere, consider your apology accepted, Jimmy. Now get out there and punch an emo kid or two for good luck.
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Jul/090
Panic! at the Disco split because of drug issues?

Also announced: The "extraneous exclamation marks" tour with Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Recently, news surfaced that two members of pop-punk quartet Panic! at the Disco were parting ways with the group. Originally, departing guitarist Ryan Ross attributed the split to creative differences; however, this latestnews tidbit strongly suggests otherwise.
Recently, a series of pictures surfaced on spin.com that depict Ross surrounded by women. In and of itself, that wouldn’t be unusual, but it’s what’s on the table that’s scandalous: an empty bottle of Grey Goose vodka and a huge pile of what appears to be cocaine. I mean, seriously: you’d expect Ross to have better taste than to go with overpriced, bitter swill like Goose when something like Svedka is so much better (and cheaper). It’s an offense against good taste, I say!
In all seriousness, folks, the real lesson to take from this is to not do coke. If you do, you’ll lose your friends and comrades, get booted out of your job, and no one will ever take you seriously again.
Huh. I guess that’s kind of like drinking Grey Goose after all.
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Jul/090
Op-Ed: Adapting music journalism to Web 2.0

Excuse me, sir, but if I may ask: When did you stop beating a dead horse?
“Kicking and screaming will fools be dragged into the 21st century.” -Oliver Wendell Jones, Bloom County
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This week, fellow music bloggers Drowned in Sound plan to feature various opinion pieces on the current state of music journalism. The pieces posted thus far are interesting reads, even if they all share one flaw: They’re all written by music journalists.
Now, before you let loose the double-standard accusations, consider this: I am a music fan, not a music journalist. The sheer hubris required to declare oneself a primary (or, even worse, the sole) arbiter of good or bad taste in a medium subject to so much personal preference lies not within my persona. Yet at the same time, so many people, from music-school graduates to random dorks with a one-terabyte collection of MP3s, do indeed possesses that inclination. Some of them critique music as a profession, others do it for free. And while the former can at least justify their activity by stating that it provides them with a (dubiously) honest living, it’s the latter that concerns me.
What could possess one to become a music journalist in this age of Last.fm, Youtube, and Myspace? All of the free, legal music that we could ever want is at our fingertips, in a very literal sense. Music has become democratized, categorized, and packaged in neat little boxes for our willing consumption. Do you like a certain band? Give ‘em a spin on Pandora and similar artists are a few clicks away. Want to discover something new? Pick a tag on Last.fm and give a listen to the most prolific artists in any given genre. It really is that easy.
Music journalists, by contrast, claim authority over the medium. In their own twisted minds, they decide which songs deserve praise and which deserve scorn. They tell us which albums are pieces of art and which contain nothing but processed commercial junk. They hype some bands and snub others. They are the keepers of good and evil, the holy figures of the religion of organized sound, doling out law like a priest preaching sermons, while their flock hangs on to every word as though it were universal canon. And therein lies the problem: The journalist-reader relationship is a power-based one, with the reviewer as the dominatrix and the reader as the willing slave. The first gets off on wielding influence over a swath of peons, and the second on being able to brainlessly follow the word of the former.
Indeed, I find it difficult to even classify music journalism as “journalism.” The goal of a journalist is to inform his or her readers. The goal of a music journalist, by contrast, is to influence readers’ opinions. Music journalists are propaganda artists and con-men who would only have you believe that their opinion constitutes journalism.
That’s not to say that music journalists didn’t have a role once. Back in the day, when all we had to go by was magazines and Top 40 lists, music journalists were the lesser of two evils – we could either trust in their word, or throw our money about willy-nilly at random products. Now, however, empowered with a web browser and a pair of headphones, we can make our own decisions. We no longer need voices of authority to tell us what to buy and what to leave behind.
All of this doesn’t mean that music journalism needs to go the way of the dodo, however. Instead, if they truly wish to be journalists, music journalists should use these tools to both empower themselves and provide readers with information (as opposed to opinion). Instead of an authority figure, a music journalist should strive to embody the image of a good friend. Adopt an attitude of, “hey, check out this cool music! I liked it, and you might too!” as opposed to, “This music is [good/bad] because I say so.” Never, ever, ever review albums or tracks. Instead, expose readers to music that you find interesting. If you must write about the music, be brief. Let your opinion show a bit, but for the most part, be objective and let the music speak for itself. Link album streams, Myspace previews, whatever you can find that’s free and readily accessible. Don’t talk at length about music that you don’t like – it makes you look smug and misanthropic. Build a relationship with your readers. Get them to trust you and your taste in music. Pretty soon, you’ll have a readership who follows you not because you claim some false authority, but because you provide valuable information from across the ‘net on new and exciting artists and their output.
Finally, let the marketplace of ideas work its magic. Music journalists who try to expose readers to artists that those readers don’t like will never find an audience and die out. Those who consistently provide the dirt on artists that people enjoy, by contrast, will find their readership and thrive. Most of the successful Web 2.0-spawned blogs and sites have adopted this approach to great effect. (Even Pitchfork, despite being host to some of the most horrid reviews I’ve ever read, maintain their audience mostly by providing cutting-edge news stories, tracks, and videos.) Perhaps not coincidentally, I cannot name a single such popular blog or site that makes it on reviews alone.
So in conclusion, music journalists don’t need to die out, nor should they remain as they are. Instead, they just need to chill out, relax, and try to get buddy-buddy with the guys and gals that they formerly took for granted. Only then will music journalism survive the democratization of the medium.
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Jul/091
Trent Reznor offers sound advice for unsigned bands

At one time, he was an unsigned nobody too.
He may be loud, he may be a little abrasive, and he may tell a few fibs sometimes, but Trent Reznor genuinely cares about the little guy. In a post on the official Nine Inch Nails forums this morning, the industrial-rock act’s frontman outlined what he believes unsigned, unknown bands should do to get exposure in the digital age. And, unsurprisingly for a guy who’s on the forefront of technology, his advice is really sound. A summary for those who don’t want to puzzle over the entire rambling post:
1) Establish your goals. If you want gigantic mainstream success, Reznor opines, you’ll need to cozy up with the major labels; otherwise, prepare to go it alone.
2) Forget making money from record sales. “Every piece of music you can think of,” he states, “is a click away” on a torrent site, so it might as well be you giving it away for free. Reznor recommends building a website using TopSpin, or just making your own, but keep it simple. Host a server and let people grab your album gratis. As you do so, collect the e-mail of everyone who downloads your album and use ‘em for sending promotional messages.
3) Promote yourself. The Web offers tons of tools for bands to use for this purpose: Myspace (though Reznor seems to think that it’s “dying”), YouTube, Flickr, Twitter, and so on, as well as an entire “blogosphere” eager for the latest sexy new band. Then, after you drive people to your website, give them a reason to stay there. Create webforums, make some DIY videos, post pictures, and so on. Above all, however: “Be interesting. Be real.”
4) Start selling premium swag. After your album garners an audience, offer premium packages by making them “something YOU would want to have a fan.” Start selling T-shirts and other paraphanelia. Anything that fans might want – and that might help keep a roof over your head and food on your plate.
All in all, good advice. I’m not a fan of record labels (major or “indie”) myself, so I really hope that more bands heed this advice. My only quibble is that Reznor pays only lip service to live shows; EVERY unsigned band, whether rock or folk or metal or electronica or whatever, should get out and play live at every opportunity if they’re at all interested in making a living off of their music. Whatever venue you play at will obviously want their cut of the ticket sales, but the rest will go straight into your pocket – and all that you need to do in return is be entertaining for an hour or two. Soon, if you’re good enough, you’ll garner a dedicated local fanbase, and that’s at least a start.
So, what do you think? Is Reznor right on the money, or is he deluded in thinking that any talented band can self-promote without a label’s backing?
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